I want this in my Cheek so hard!

Hi guys, Welcome back! I gotta tell you something that I wanna experience in my life so friggin' bad. This may sound crazy to many of you (if you're still reading this) as it kind of looks like a thing that no one usually wants to happen in their life! So, what do I wanna experience? It is simple. It hurts. IT involves an another person. Can do on our own but will look silly. So, stop guessing! It's a SLAP!

I said this would be crazy. Now, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHO RAJA GUHAN IS? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS FIRE? Sorry. Vishwaroopam interjection.  Slapping is a thing that involves a person who will use his/her hand to hit another person on their cheek. I don't know how it is expressed in words (Yes, I searched in google, it was not there) but here's how I'll say it. "Chat" "Tishhhhh" (as in the cinemas) "Palaaar". No, I can't do this anymore. I'll just mention it as "Slap". Damn it.

I just want to get slapped so hard on my cheek. Why do I wanna get slapped so bad? Well, I really don't know why but it just makes me feel that I wanna get it experienced in my life. To be honest, frank and other suck words, I swear I haven't been slapped by someone till now. Wait! I remember now. I was once slapped by my Tamizh teacher when I was in my 6 or 7th grade. Actually she is my Mom's friend and we are in touch with her even now. She lives nearby Karaikal only. That must be the only slap in my history that I remember. Well, I can't remember whether my mom slapped me when I was an infant, well, who knows? I haven't got that hell of a memory.

You are welcome if you are willing to come forward and do this to me. Wait, hold on, before you get to conclusions, I don't want to get slapped without no reason at all. You gotta have a solid reason if you are about to slap me. Say, I am coming to tell my love to you and you frickin' hate me. In that situation you have the full rights to slap me so bad that my cheeks turn red. And also if I have done something wrong and that hurts someone literally and figuratively.

So, I am waiting for that very moment! Hoping that it doesn't come this Valentine's day!

Cheers, Bye!